45 AD - Marcus Chimpus builds the first settlement on the River Chimpwell in the form of a Fort, known as Chimpchester
796 AD - Chimpchester experiences its first Viking Chimp Raid and Chimpede is ruthlessly cut down by the hairy tourists
1261 AD - Chimp Hood terrorises the local Sheriff with his band of Merry Chimps
1490 AD - The Border Reiver families of Chimpshire become notorious after an infamous battle takes place to the North of Chimpchester involving the Chimpstones, McChimps and Chimpstrong families
