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The Royal Chimpchester Hospital

August 8th, 2010 The Mayor No comments

Click on the Doctor above to visit the Royal Chimpchester Hospital and take part in Doctors’ Rounds.

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“It definitely won’t be over by Christmas!”

March 30th, 2010 The Mayor No comments

Last night emerging Chimpchester indie band Royal Chimp Corps invaded the citys premier gig venue, Chimpchester Rockatorium.
It’ll all be over by Christmas. That’s what many a chimp said in 1914 when the Great War began, and that’s what some critics have said about new Chimpchester band Royal Chimp Corps, who ironically theme their work around [...]

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Bring Back My Sausages!

February 10th, 2010 The Mayor No comments

Chimpigan & Sons Butchers is the best butchers in Chimpchester, without a doubt. Their sausages have won the regional sausage awards for four years in a row.
Their sausages are so good that a stray dog has been terrorising Mike Chimpigan on a daily basis for months. Just as Mike opens his shop and the customers [...]

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The City Centre

February 9th, 2010 The Mayor No comments

Chimpchester City Centre is like most city centres up and down the country, dominated by chain stores. The residents of the city are lucky in that many of the independent retailers and boutique shops are in the Castle Quarter, but at least they can get their shopping fix from the department stores and major stores [...]

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