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The Royal Chimpchester Hospital

August 8th, 2010 The Mayor No comments

Click on the Doctor above to visit the Royal Chimpchester Hospital and take part in Doctors’ Rounds.

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“Now Where Did I Park My Dinghy?”

July 26th, 2010 The Mayor No comments

Jonathan Chimpgreen leaned back in the warm sunshine and took another sip of his drink as the waves gently lapped at his feet. Life on a tropical desert island was absolute heaven, nothing could beat this.
And then he woke up. He opened his eyes in the darkness and all was black, but he could still [...]

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“I wonder what happens if I……”

July 2nd, 2010 The Mayor No comments

Chimpbrook Grammar Schools latest school trip has been less than successful, and it’s all thanks to class 3F.
Their Form Teacher Mr Chimpeters decided it would be inspiring for the class to visit Chimpchester Museum, to look at artefacts that demonstrate the history of the city. Unfortunately though things started to go wrong soon after they [...]

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“And now prepare to be dazzled…..”

June 18th, 2010 The Mayor No comments

Chimpwark Square in the Castle Quarter is a tourist honeypot. Like a huge magnet, it draws in the people that wear shorts, rucksacks, clasp their camera in hand and have their faces glued to a street map. On any Saturday, or any day in the school holidays, you’ll see crowds of tourists clustered in the [...]

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“We Need More Pressure On Pump Two!”

June 14th, 2010 The Mayor No comments

Always on standby, the firechimps of Chimpchester Central Fire Station can be relied upon to get to a fire quicker than you can say “Get me a bucket of water, this place is burning like an Ecuadorian Fire Chimp!” As their fire engine rumbles down the busy city centre streets and in to the heart [...]

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“Haul Away, Joe”

May 12th, 2010 The Mayor No comments

Sailing out from Chimpchester Harbour each week, the crew of The Northern Chimpess work all day and all night whatever the weather to catch a haul of fresh fish. Tonight the weather is bitterly cold, and the howling wind is hurling waves at the small fishing vessel. The skipper John Chimpuggan and his son Joe [...]

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“Vote for me!”

April 27th, 2010 The Mayor No comments

It’s election time in Chimpchester and all of the politicians are out chasing the votes of local chimps. David Chimpchett from the Liberal Chimpocrat party is out campaigning in Chimp Moss. He’s going door to door, canvassing for votes. So far sixteen doors have been slammed in his face, he’s argued with eight different chimps, [...]

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Follow Chimpchester on Facebook and Twitter

April 18th, 2010 The Mayor No comments

Keep up to date with Chimpchester news on the Chimpchester Twitter Feed and by becoming a Fan of Chimpchester on Facebook
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“Fancy a Pint?”

April 13th, 2010 The Mayor No comments

Nestled in the historic Castle Quarter, The University of Chimpchester boasts some beautiful buildings that are architectural gems and reflect its rich history.  During the day in spring and summer its lush green lawns are packed with students studying for their exams.
As soon as night falls the area can be unrecognisable, as hordes of students head down [...]

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Chimpchester Ghost Walk

April 11th, 2010 The Mayor No comments

With such a rich historic past it’s not surprising that Chimpchester has more than its fair share of ghosts and ghouls. Whilst you’re visiting Chimpchester why not take the Chimpchester Ghost Walk, which departs from Blackchimp’s Lane under the guidance of tour guide Archibald. Not only will you learn about the ghosts lurking in the [...]

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