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Heed the Words of Nostrachimpus

July 2nd, 2010 Archibald No comments

In the depths of Chimpchester Monastery, many hundreds of years ago, the mysterious monk Nostrachimpus found himself having strange dreams that told him of future events. In the middle of the night he would wake up suddenly and write down the dreams in the form of riddles before he forgot them.
His fellow monks thought he [...]

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Follow Chimpchester on Twitter and Facebook

April 18th, 2010 Archibald No comments

Keep up to date with Chimpchester news on the Chimpchester Twitter Feed and by becoming a Fan of Chimpchester on Facebook
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The Sewer Dwellers

April 13th, 2010 Archibald No comments

For hundreds of years the residents of Chimpchester have heard stories about the ‘Sewer Dwellers’ living underneath the city. Some of the stories talk about an ‘underclass’ of chimps living underground in their own world, occasionally rising up on to the city streets in the dead of night to steal food, steal belongings and murder [...]

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Chimpchester Ghost Walk

April 11th, 2010 Archibald No comments

With such a rich historic past it’s not surprising that Chimpchester has more than its fair share of ghosts and ghouls. Whilst you’re visiting Chimpchester why not take the Chimpchester Ghost Walk, which departs from Blackchimp’s Lane under the guidance of tour guide Archibald. Not only will you learn about the ghosts lurking in the [...]

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The Witches of Chimpdle Hill

February 11th, 2010 Archibald No comments

In 17th Century Chimpshire, folklore said that witches gathered on Chimpdle Hill and worshipped the devil. Any chimps that suffered bad luck blamed it on witchcraft. If your sheep herd caught a disease, blame the witches. If you fell over and broke your leg, blame it on a witch’s curse. Few people appeared to have [...]

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Beware o’ th’ Bodysnatchers!

February 10th, 2010 Archibald No comments

They ply their trade in darkness in the dead of night….
In the afternoon the grieving relatives of a chimp bury the poor deceased chimp’s body in the church cemetery. Prayers are said, and there’s a lot of crying. At least the poor chimp will be at peace now forever more….
And yet a few hours later, after night [...]

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Beware of Chilling Chimpchester

February 8th, 2010 Archibald No comments

Beware, beware for you have just entered Chilling Chimpchester!
Every city has its dark side and Chimpchester is no different. Down its dingy backstreets and lurking along its lanes, Chimpchester is home to some frightful characters and creatures.
This side of the city is not for the feint hearted. If you haven’t the stomach or strength to [...]

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